Running is a difficult activity. However, one of the best ways to get through a difficult running workout is through laughter. With that in mind, check out the top 44 running jokes.
#44 – 40. Running Jokes
44. Q: If twenty monkeys run after one banana, what time is it? A: Twenty after one!
43. Q: What do runners do when they forget something? A: They jog their memory
42. Q: Did you hear about the marathon runner who ran for three hours but only moved two feet? A: He only had two feet!
41. I told my mum the refrigerator was running so she got dressed and ran after it…
40. Q: What do you call a competitive runner who just broke up with his girlfriend? A: Homeless
#39 – 30. Running Joke
39. To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run.
38. Q: Why did the trainer want her client to work out where it was sunny? A: So she would feel the burn.
37. Q: How did the barber win the foot race? A: He took a short cut.
36. Q: How do you know when you’ve married a running enthusiast? A: When you have more running clothes than regular clothes in your laundry pile.
35. Q: What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers? A: A virgin.
34. Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
33. Q. What’s the difference between the Arizona Cardinals & the Taliban? A. The Taliban has a running game.
32. Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have a competitive Olympic team? A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the United States
31. Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
30. Q: If runners get athlete’s foot what do astronauts get? A: Mistletoe?
#29 – 20. Running Jokes
29. Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run! She’s got a hand grenade in her mouth.
28. Q: What is absolute jealousy? A: The feeling you get when you’re driving in your car and pass runners.
27. Q: What do you get when you run in front of a car? A: TIRED
26. Q: How do you know your a dedicated runner? A: When your treadmill has more miles on it than your car.
25. Q: What race is never run? A: A swimming race.
24. Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
23. Q: Why did the chicken run across the road? A: There was a car coming.
22. Q: Why can’t you take a nap during a race? A: Because if you snooze, you lose!
21. Q: Why do runners go jogging early in the morning? A: They want to finish before their brain figures out what they’re doing.
20. Do your buses run on time? No, they run on diesel.
#19 – 10. Running Joke
19. Q: Who is the fastest runner of all time? A: Adam, because he came first in the human race!
18. Q: How do crazy runners go through the forest? A: They take the psycho path.
17. Q: What does a runner drink when she is in last place? A: Ketchup.
16. The only reason I took up running was to hear heavy breathing again.
15. Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? A: The lettuce was a “head” and the tomato was trying to “ketchup”!
14. Q: Why can’t you let a jogger be a potential juror? A: Because you’ll have a runaway jury.
13. What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
12. Q: Why do dogs run in circles? A: Because its hard to run in squares!
11. I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
10. Q: What do you get when you run behind a car? A: EXHAUSTED
#9 – 1. Running Jokes
9. Q: What’s the hardest thing about running cross country? A: Telling your parents that your gay!
8. Q: What do you call running while listening to your favorite rapper? A: A Snoop Jogg.
7. Q: What do you call a free treadmill? A: Outside.
6. Q: What do a dentist and a track coach have in common? A: They both use drills!
5. Q: Why did the vegetarians stop running cross country? A: They didn’t like meets!
4. Q: What kind of running shoes are made from banana skins? A: Slippers.
3. I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere
2. Q: Why is a marathon race 26.2 miles long? A: Read Psalm 26:2 of David: “Test me, o Lord, and try me / examine my heart and my mind”.
1. Q: If I cut Usain Bolt what am I? A: A boltcutter.
Ideas for the top 44 running jokes come from the following sources.[1]Jokes 4 Us – Running Joke[2]Marathon Pal – Jokes on Marathons[3]WorldWideRunning – Running Joke[4]Worst Jokes Ever – Run Jokes
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